![]() I’m so confident in these pickup lines I guarantee the next thing you’ll print is a marriage license. Send the cost of return mailing along with $14.99 in unmarked non-sequential bills. Which you can! To claim your printer pickup line, please write to Bob at 123 Hillsdale Street, Lagos, Nigeria. To aid in this noble venture, I have written some of the rootinest, tootinest, printer-themed pickup lines money can buy. Gentlemen, I propose we use the extra time spent waiting around the printer to pick up girls. ![]() Some tryhard once said that adversity creates opportunity, you just need to find it. A line drawing of the Internet Archive headquarters building façade. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. What this problem needs is an application of that same American grit and determination that tamed a continent, put a man on the moon, and invented obesity. Will Eisner Theory of Comics and Sequential Art. We as a student body should rally around this noble cause and eliminate the next biggest waste of paper on campus: Mossey Library! Those books could be put to much better use, like leveling desks in Dow Science. ![]() Great! As an avid conservationist, I don’t think it goes far enough. The library says this new procedure was added to help eliminate paper waste. If I was, I would tell you that there are free printers in the basement of Lane Hall and Dow Science. Now, just to be clear, I would never advocate for the student body to boycott the library until they return to the old printing system. Forrest Gump could read “War and Peace” before you got your paper printed. People spend upwards of half an hour just waiting to print. Since the system cannot validate student IDs promptly (or at all, sometimes), large queues develop in and around the printers. The fatal flaw of the new scanners is an unreliable WiFi connection. A calamitous catastrophe of near cataclysmic consequence. The new system has been in place for a few weeks now, and in my humble opinion, it’s a disgrace. To do this, you take your ID and swipe right if you want to print, or swipe left if you think she’s ugly as sin. Historically schedules have been used to avoid cluttering a bill with detail or with material that would interfere with the readability of the clauses. All print jobs are held in a queue and must be released one at a time. Card scanners have been installed on all library printers, and, at first glance, the process seems easy enough. For those of you who don’t know, the process of printing at the library has, like my grandma, developed a new wrinkle. If there’s one thing I love, it’s wasting my time, which is why I just adore the library’s new printing policy. My best one is a 10 gold certificate from 1922. I have a nice 10 national bank note I got from my LCS for 15, and the prices I am seeing now on Ebay are insane. 5 silver certs, some 2 red seals, 1 silver certs, a few Barr notes. Mossey Library will now require an ID to pick up print jobs. I also recently got some of those high letter bills.
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